I fucking hated the first SATC movie. I hated it so much that I was forced to revisit the original series to make sure I had not lost my fucking mind. What I discovered was that the movie just sucked balls and the series caught me before age 21, after which I realized all of the characters are annoying dumb hoes.
Good news! This SATC2 shit is better. There isn't much you can do about the fucking greasy wannabes that show up at this mess. They will definitely do their damnedest to ruin the entire experience for you. Shoot them the cuntress look and you shall prevail....
The SATC2 joint stays true to the series. Fucked up chicks doing stupid fucked up things while we all watch in admiration. Idiots. I'm pretty sure ol' Carrie got a boob job. She prances around like a pigeon for the first half. Works for me! She also lounges in $7,000 couture dresses every other scene. What's great about this is the drones watch the fashion and try to emulate. I cannot wait for some dumb broad to try to buy the 'nightgown' Carrie wears in the movie only to find out it cost half her annual salary. Booyakasha!
It's no Mean Girls either, so don't get your hopes up. But these bitches are entertaining for the alloted time. Oh, and Samantha got fat. Enjoy!
Samantha has always been fat. That damn movie was a sad sack of an excuse for rhinestone clad women to dust off their pointy asian-shoe-store plastic stilettos. The kind I wore in like 10th grade.
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