some 23 year-old australian genius was acquitted of rape today after the jury ruled that the victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans. these bitches pretty much ruled that it is impossible for a woman to remove her skinny jeans without assistance. therefore, our aussie boy was simply helping her out. thanks for the assistance and the sodomy dude. glad you could lend a helping hand. this shit is awesome.
so when you slip on your tight ass ho jeans and go out for a night on the town your ass better expect to be the victim of a good samaritan. get it while you can ladies. you know your luther eating ass won't last long in that get up anyway.
mmmm.... they look like they need help...
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