The Met Gala

this dress is the color of the faux period blood they use in tampax commercials. surely i am not the only person who recognizes this. 

well, usher was among the 5 minorities that got an invite to this fiesta. it seems homeboy got a little confused though. like, why is he all hugged up on this old ass white lady? you're rich honey, go find amber rose and call it a day.

blake lively looks a little concerned that her show may be canceled soon. she counters this by looking like a hot slut. i'll take it. well done.

the cool kids were invited! m.i.a, alexander wang, zoe kravitz. they sat them at the kiddie table and fed them double downs from kfc. 

margherita missoni. i have deep love for this italian broad. she's like a little rich hippy goddess. i don't even care that her dress may or may not be on backwards. i'll keep my eye out for some boob slippage. 10 bucks says one of those little mosquito bites just slips right out the side...

elvis you are not. riley keough. this bitch is good looking. and she has the best date ever. thakoon is one of the most wonderful little men you will ever lay your precious eyes on.

christina hendrix, thank you for brining your large tits out for the evening. i would like to give her a full frontal hug.

anne hathaway, your disney career has come and gone. stop dressing like a fucking 5 year old. this isn't ella enchanted god dammit. get a hold of yourself.

nice to see vera wang has decided to get all hot on us. way to go vera, now you get to hang out with mila kunis. deserving you are not.

one of my favorites. congrats to elizabeth banks for making it clear that she will sleep with anyone at the party. something about lace covered legs and feathers that really turn me the fuck on  you know?

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