You have my permission to see SATC2

I fucking hated the first SATC movie. I hated it so much that I was forced to revisit the original series to make sure I had not lost my fucking mind. What I discovered was that the movie just sucked balls and the series caught me before age 21, after which I realized all of the characters are annoying dumb hoes. 


Good news! This SATC2 shit is better. There isn't much you can do about the fucking greasy wannabes that show up at this mess. They will definitely do their damnedest to ruin the entire experience for you. Shoot them the cuntress look and you shall prevail....


The SATC2 joint stays true to the series. Fucked up chicks doing stupid fucked up things while we all watch in admiration. Idiots. I'm pretty sure ol' Carrie got a boob job. She prances around like a pigeon for the first half. Works for me! She also lounges in $7,000 couture dresses every other scene. What's great about this is the drones watch the fashion and try to emulate. I cannot wait for some dumb broad to try to buy the 'nightgown' Carrie wears in the movie only to find out it cost half her annual salary. Booyakasha!


It's no Mean Girls either, so don't get your hopes up. But these bitches are entertaining for the alloted time. Oh, and Samantha got fat. Enjoy!

Hood rat stuff

we remember that fat 7 year old who stole his grandma's car and went out to do hood rat stuff with his friends.... he was choked to death last night by this gangsta!!!!





hell to the yes. get me this kid's number. we goin out.

These bitches are hos

i'm pretty sure i saw them on girls gone wild...

I won't fall for your trickery

lady gaga confused all of the fucking musicians in the world. everyone wants to run around in a leotard and some cheap ass ho gear. whatthefuckever as long as your are doing the shit full out, you feel me? it is obvious to me that rhianna got the broke down sears version of this get up. look closely my friends, homegirl's leotard is attached to some leggs pantyhose. real talk. if you are going to rock some rubber ass leotard i better be on the verge of seeing vag. this bitch gave us the disney version.

We ruin everything

if 2012 happens we deserve it.

nasty nast.

what the hell is that? a boat for fleas? why is it so small? wait a minute... why is that huge ass oil explosion so big??? dammit.

oil clumps, man. oil. clumps.

I'll tell you what you need...

jeffrey campbell shoes. all of them. they are amazing and you will look much better. you're welcome.


a few of the offerings...

i know what you're thinking... i don't deserve this. and you're right, you don't. take your broke ass to
http://www.shopstyle.com/browse/Jeffrey-Campbell
or 
http://www.solestruck.com/jeffrey-campbell-womens-shoes/page-1/ 
for the good shit. then, maybe you're friends will respect you. i'm not promising anything.

Lindsay Lohan is a wonderful human being

i fucking love this girl. i love mean girls. i love cigarettes. i love partying and long hair and lesbians and djs and broken homes and black leggings and dui convictions followed by kidnapping charges. lindsay is the best. she is my friend. and this is a trailer for her next movie. don't close your fucking eyes or you will miss her. she is the nun. bow down. preach lindsay, preach.



i kind of think that machete guy is hot. i have daddy issues. sue me.