alright, alright

it is only mcdonalds in germany who know how to change a fucking life. don't hate, this looks delicious. i'll take one of each with a side of  filet o fish. gangsta.

don't allow me around your children...

because i this looks like some fun shit to me. now you can take that baby anywhere. confuckingvenient my man.

her's pretty

ms. winehouse looking successfully broke down while giving fuck me eyes to a curious onlooker. nice to see homegirl owns some alternate footwear. and her hair looks... shiny. i dunno, i think there might just be a little sparkle there.

nooooooo!!!

i really don't know how i am going to spend my days now that my dear, wonderful, vibrant friend lindsay has been sentenced to 90 days in jail! and 90 days in rehab!! what the mother fuck? is there no god!?


i'm sorry little lindsay. please don't let this moral inquisition get the best of you. you don't need no fucking rules girl. you're a pimp. flee the country! flee!

Twilight...

is a shit movie series. if you would prefer to see something more respectable this weekend and avoid getting a boner for minors i advise you to check out grown ups. 


i had fairly low expectations for this flick mostly because i typically find the praised cinematic humor (i.e. 40 yr. old virgin) to be trite, contrived, forced and unfuckingfunny. grown ups isn't going to change your life but i appreciate the cast getting together and playing the dozens for a couple of hours. good one liners, selma hayek has her boobs on and there are some children that may even make you re-think abortion. 


and i must add that adam sandler has managed to redeem himself. after that spanglish shit i wrote him off. and the hot asian chick from the real world is in a bikini most of the time. you're welcome.